elnshaw:

ewelock:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

EY MACARENA

AYE!! *Flees the internet*

To those who follow me and I never greeted

nori-the-dwarf-thief:

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just